napsterbaitorz

those fucking annoying people who always try to have cybersex with you!

kevin: i disagree, god could exist in a way that we could never comprehend.
lisa: interesting point, the question of god has been....
napsterbaitorz: hey lisa, wanna see my cock?
kevin: fuck of loser!
lisa: *sigh no!

by kawlyn dc January 6, 2008

napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011

Nasterity

The amount of nasty something contains.

I don't go on Omegel. I try to avoid the Nasterity level as much as possible.
I was in THAT part of youtube. Man the Nasterity was over 9000.

by ZebraBoxDinosaur September 13, 2012

Nipster

A hipster with a v-neck t-shirt that goes down so low that it reveals the hipsters nipples

"Dude look at that Nipster"
"Ew that guy should get a real shirt"

by Anonymous0340 May 1, 2016

Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016

napsturbate

When you masturbate then fall asleep.

I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.

by Kgm15 June 12, 2017

nafster

The gangsta who cannot get enough loving from his girl.

He is such a Nafster that he still wants it more.

by Kalanigga April 19, 2017