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nutella dunk

when ones girlfriend gets too lazy to manually spread nutella across her man's genitalia, she resorts to dunking his genitals into the nutella container for proper coverage for her oral pleasure. *warning: please tell housemates to not use or consume that particular jar after the "nutella dunk." but if they do, ask them how your junk tastes, with a troll face.
after my roommate and his crazy ass girlfriend ate my nutella that i used to nutella dunk, i asked them, " Hey, how's my junk taste?"
by ventris February 6, 2014
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Nutella

the act of nutting see nut or bust a nut
She punched me mid stream and I nutella all over her ear.
by paulaner November 20, 2003
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Nutella Blackface

Smearing nutella all over your face and taking a picture with the used jar.
Sorry didn't you go in the Nutella Blackface
by Cowbutthole69 September 23, 2012
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Nutella Toastie

Two slices of bread, covered in nutella and sealed together in a toastie maker.

Invented by Fiona Gardner in 2012 as a snack to supplement meals at university
Do you want a Nutella toastie for dinner?
by Nutella Toastie September 25, 2018
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hella nutella

hella nutella is something that is exceptionally awesome or amazing. something that is so awesome no other phrase can describe its raw awesomeness!
Hella=a lot of
Nutella=just plain awesome (everyone knows that)
guy:did you see that new paranormal activity movie??
other guy: yeah dude it was awesome! it was hella nutella!
by chicagodog October 31, 2011
mugGet the hella nutellamug.

Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.
Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.
by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017
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nutella patella

1. noun

slang for a black knee-cap

2. verb

when a black person knees you
Do you have a nutella patella?

You just got nutella patellaed.
by Dehorned Narwhal December 23, 2011
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