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NASL

North American Soccer League. Originally America's first attempt at a professional soccer league, it was formed in 1968, peaking at 24 teams in the late 1970's, before folding from internal corruption in 1984.

A new NASL was formed in 2011, as a minor league offshoot of the MLS, with eight teams spread out from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, to Puerto Rico.
CheekyGirl:
Hi, NASL?
420Toker:
Steve/17/m/Cali
CheekyGirl:
lol WTF? No, I was asking if you wanted to go to a soccer game. Why would I ask your name? 420Toker tells me all I need to know.
420Toker:
FML
by BourbonDictionary July 23, 2011
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Nasally

An adjective used to describe the way one's voice sounds with a cold, or with a stuffy nose.
Jaymizzle: Forgive my voice, I have a cold so my voice is all nasally.

Ryanocerous: No prob. 10 char.
by Ryanocerous July 2, 2008
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napoli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli’s (R-SD) words on an acceptable description of rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota’s abortion ban.
by athens April 17, 2006
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napoleon dynamite

a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor.

a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.
i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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nasal sex

A way of saying "I don't know", as in "fuck knows"
Jim: Anything good on tonight?
Bob: Nasal sex
Jim: Nasal sex?
Bob: Fuck nose
by lucothefish October 16, 2007
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Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.
sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo
by matt November 28, 2003
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Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
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