venn diagram nipples

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.

*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples

by Dogfood11 April 5, 2017

nipples to the wind

When your top is to low and your nipples peek out.

wow your shirt is low
Nipples to the wind!

by Tommywisemyman December 18, 2017

Captain Kirk's Nipples

Something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing.

Captain Kirk's Nipples that was an awesome movie.

by Jables246 November 2, 2009

shit nipples

an expression used when something surprises you, or something bad happens to you.

oh shit nipples, the dryer just scared the fuck out of me.

by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008

Titanic Nipples

When someone has super long nipples.
(Its another word for Gigantic nipples.)
This word was invented by JOHN YAKUSH

I saw some Titanic Nipples at this porn website last night.

by John Yakush November 22, 2009

Erect Nipples

An early-warning system deployed by women to indicate A) they are feeling cold or B) they are feeling horny. The skill lies in the interpretation.

If you see a woman with erect nipples try asking: "Are those two frozen peas in your bra or would you like me to fuck you?"

by Seaman April 30, 2006

pokey nipples

Cherry-like firm nipples under intense arousal.

Her pokey nipples stood out like a couple of cherries in the cool breeze.

by littlemissperky February 22, 2008