musty sweets

The scent of girls' farts and/or girls' farts.

All girls have musty sweets. That was totally a musty sweet. My farts are the definition of musty sweets today. They do smell musty and sweet! Musty sweets! Perfect!

by drksassily December 17, 2010

Musty Vagina

A stank smelling nasty ass not washed for a week vagina

That couch suffin homewreckin ass ho over there has a "musty vagina"

by Jack rabbit43099 November 4, 2009

musty muff

A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.

John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."

by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012

Musty Apple

After you finish eating out a girl you get a drink then offer someone else a drink from the same glass.

Brennan felt the effects of the first musty apple.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008

Musty Goalkeeper

When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.

Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.

by Grimslow August 30, 2012

Musty Billows

The act of farting directly into a vagina during sex, also known as fuckfarts or a Dutch Pantry.

Aaron gave Josie a Musty Billows.

by Saxy_Bastard January 7, 2010

Musty Face

When a girl puts on to much makeup to cover up the fact that she is an ugly whore.

That girl has a Musty Face!

by nolanthekoala September 1, 2013