Tim Masters

A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.

Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters

by killacrackaz January 13, 2011

Beer Muster

A get together designed to build morale and courage through intake of heroic amounts of alcoholic beverages, primarily beer.

May or may not have been done in WWII by your grandpa. If he did, it was 2.5% alcohol 8oz beer cans, and he only had 2- but he felt invincible afterwards.

What time is beer muster? No, seriously- we can't figure out...

by Bj Bruce March 7, 2012

chris masters

One who is on steroids. He temporarily got taken off the road by WWE for failing a drug test.

Chris Masters... a big, muscle bound meathead taken of the road for drug issues. Who says he's on steroids?

by Adrian July 16, 2006

Mastershitter

A person who pooperbates. The noun form of someone who masterbates while taking a dump. Jerking and dumping simultaneously.

Ramsey you mastershitter, are you pooperbating again?

I have mastered shitting and beating off at the same time.. I am now a mastershitter.

by HeWhoRoams March 24, 2009

Mustering

Wrangling of cattle, sheep, goats or partners, usually with the aid of herding dogs, ropes or other means of enticement.

An enjoyable form of role-play between partners.

Hurry up, Harry. Get to mustering me or I shall freeze to death in this Wonder Woman costume!

by DumpsterDiva May 9, 2010

Muster

A person, usually a man or boy, who is so broke they got no money or weed. So they scrape bowls, save peoples roaches, and basically try to muster up what ever they possibly can to get high.

"Man.... back in 1994, there were a lot of "muster" ass bitches."

or

"That dude Ben" he is a real "Muster."

by crabbie420 November 14, 2012

musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.

Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion

by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009