manked

From the word manky (adj)
To either mess something up or see/do something very disgusting and gross.

Reaching out and putting your hand in a big pile of sticky goo, would be described as manked

by Maxine* May 25, 2004

got musked!

Foolishly believing in random information given out by Elon Musk.

As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.

He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.

Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."

Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.

Elon Musk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
Short Seller: I got musked!

by reality_one October 19, 2018

munted

something that is not right; demented, retarded

someone is MUNTED, something unexplainable is MUNTED

by Evie G June 8, 2003

munted

Definetly not the way it was when I had it.Deformed,squashed or just totally screwed up.....

It was ok til you screwed with it. Now it's just totally munted.

by Paul & Anthony January 16, 2004

Munted

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

by R Yenarg August 23, 2005

Murked

To be assaulted, injured or attacked by someone in a thuggish manor. Used amongst Chavs in England

Chav: Oi, fuk u man, u startin?!
Victim: No
Chav: Look at him ladz hes shittin himself you iz gonna get murked

by Soothy October 3, 2008

Murked

To be fucking killed. Nothing but murder.

Oh shit, dat boi just got murked.

Oh shit, Hillary Clinton got fucking marked in this election.

The Cincinnati Zoo straight murked Harambe.

by JaZambian November 9, 2016