Floozie McHussie

Someone that is wild beyond their age, a rally puker, known for promiscuously and a general floozie and hussie. Often seen with no ass or boobs, but, wears clothes like they do.

Damn, he has to throw out that Floozie McHussie out of the house again

by Tragge January 11, 2012

Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!

Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.

by Twice over June 22, 2018

Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

My Mucus

Another variation of the word "slatt". Meaning a friend or a brother or close friend who you would ride for.

Ski Mask The Slump God: " shoutout my Mucus, that be my slime"

by longlivekanye May 16, 2022

Glitter mucus

On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.

No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.

by artisplay September 11, 2023