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Jack Mormon

1. A nominal, or non-practicing, Mormon.

2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.

3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).

4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.
"He's a jack Mormon, but if anyone's in trouble he's the first one there to help"

"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."
by Nonobvious October 21, 2009
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Morgana

That one gay cat thing in persona 5, also referred to as ‘monster cat

He wants a spare something from that one thicc girl Ann
Joe: bro why are blushing?
Mike: Morgana *nuts*
by Open your door November 5, 2019
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Morgan

Morgan is the girl of your DREAMS! The one that is absolutely gorgeous! The one that can make you smile on your worst day! Someone you want to be around forever. If your dating a Morgan, your damn lucky! If you ARE a Morgan, then just take a second to realize how great you are, and how much the people around you appreciate you.
You:"Holy Shit is That Morgan? She is WAY hotter then everyone says she is"
Morgan: "Who are you talkin bout"
You: Ummmm.... No one, hey are you available this afternoon?"
by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016
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Morganna

A serious person who will know how to cheer people up, even when they cannot have their own happiness. They are good leaders and very independent, but occasionally will ask for help. They are communicative and witty; they love the company of others. They can adapt to their surroundings without hesitation. They are youthful and lively; they are the type to follow their heart rather than mind. They love to have fun and can be the life of the party at times. On the other side of a Morganna; They are Nervous and tense, Superficial and inconsistent; they tend to be a little narcissistic, and Cunning and inquisitive.
"My Best friend, Morganna, she is the most fun person and most talkative; she is such a kid at heart. She cares most about her friends than herself."
by DefintionQueen March 13, 2009
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Morgan

Morgan is the best. She has the most wonderful eyes that I would die for and her hair is so long. She Is always there for me and I couldn't live without her. Nobody messes with her cause I guess she's 'rocky balboa'. She constantly asks if I'm okay and hates when I don't answer her cause she thinks I've fell out with her. She always sticks up for me even though I don't want her to. Deep inside she has a sensitive side that nobody sees but I know it's there.
Morgan is the best thing that happened to me
by Nobody will know February 22, 2015
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mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008
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jennie morgan

A Swedish dominatrix who starred in the internet phenomenon, 2 Girls One Cup, which was a trailer for the fetish porno Hungry Bitches.
Jennie Morgan eats poop lolz
by ExpertShoGunPirateSanJose October 2, 2011
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