A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.
by Pooktastic September 1, 2009
Get the Moped mug.when you are so desparate you bang a girl who is not exactly something you would want your friends to see you with/riding..hence she is a moped.
by mimesscareme April 1, 2009
Get the mopeding mug.a state of (often attention seeking and usually false) depression over the distant past which people REALLY don't care about any more.
Stop being so MOPEY bout...Wall street crash, fall of Roman Empire, breakup of Ottoman Empire, Bubonic Plague, Great Fire of London, being dumped by Ciara.
by Gary Hanley July 11, 2006
Get the mopey mug.Acronym: Most Oppressed People Ever Syndrome, commonly applied in football circles to refer to a group of people who revel in, and indeed define themselves by, the fact that they are the Most Oppressed People Ever, although in reality nobody gives a toss about them.
Celtic supporter: "Everyone hates us because we are Irish, but we don't care, in fact we want you to hate us because it only makes us stronger."
Everyone Else: "Get over yourselves you bunch of self pitying Mopes."
Everyone Else: "Get over yourselves you bunch of self pitying Mopes."
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