A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
Get the suicidal mopedmug. The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
Get the Mouse on a Mopedmug. 
The most amazing person you’ll ever come across in your life. A funny and caring gent who lives life by his own rules. His sexy looks and his cute ass smile also be attracting the huns. He has a great sense of humour and always makes people laugh. He’s sweet and never lies, someone you should always cherish in your life.
by Goofyman November 24, 2021
Get the Mopemug. The act of grabbing some whores pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your cum
guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.
by boobsarenice October 17, 2009
Get the the mopedmug. A definitive word used to express disagreement, rejection, or indicate the complete opposite of what was said. “Mope” is a formal, standalone response meant to firmly but simply end a conversation, idea, or suggestion without further discussion
Friends Example:
• Friend 1: “Bro you down to pull an all-nighter again?”
• Friend 2: “Mope.”
Dating Example:
• Person 1: “You’re not gonna miss me when I leave?”
• Person 2: “Mope.”
• Friend 1: “Bro you down to pull an all-nighter again?”
• Friend 2: “Mope.”
Dating Example:
• Person 1: “You’re not gonna miss me when I leave?”
• Person 2: “Mope.”
by AustinEsones April 27, 2025
Get the Mopemug.