mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

mopey cunt by Katsbud February 22, 2018

Moperish 

A feeling of low energy, mixed with boredom, ennui and low mood.

I’m feeling kinda moperish.

She’s looking a bit moperish today don’t you think?

Moperish by WatrGirl September 6, 2018

Badman Moped 

A small bike limited to 20mph with stickers and flags stuck to it used by questionable inidividuals.

Steve: What's Rhys doing?
Dave: Riding his Badman Moped lol.

Badman Moped by C.J.D November 23, 2011

Mexican Moped 

Mexican Moped is another name for a burro (small donkey).

Chris - Hey Gus, we need more Cerveza por favor.
Griff - Yeah, Jump on your Mexican Moped and get some.
Gus - Si Senior.

Mexican Moped by Christov September 11, 2012

Pro-Mopery 

In favor of exposing yourself to a blind man.

Do you support mopery in your campaign? Yes, I am pro-mopery.

Pro-Mopery by Slim-Jim04 July 9, 2007

mopedophile 

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids

"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"

mopedophile by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008

mopecore 

A synonym for "emo." "Core" being the common suffix attached to various musical genres (i.e., hardcore, metalcore, homocore, etc.), "mope" is added to the suffix thus creating a more apt and accurate term for the whiny emo trend.

Mopecore is sweeping the nation in the form of "emo", as it consumes the minds and bodies of millions of easily-led trend-following crybabies.

mopecore by Marcus Solomon November 25, 2007