when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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Based on the quote:
"Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back."
-Anonymous
Based on the quote:
"Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back."
-Anonymous
A: Hey guys.
B: I thought you didn't have any money to buy a ticket for the movie.
A: Yeah but I just moaped this guy at school.
B: I thought you didn't have any money to buy a ticket for the movie.
A: Yeah but I just moaped this guy at school.
by AlexRyan January 23, 2009
Get the moaped mug."someone who is the unfortunate / fortunate recipient of a right good twating (beating up. Usually it occurs as a result of upsetting one or a number of "casuals", whilst trawling the streets and bars of stoke-on-trent and newcastle." Reasons for being mopped include:
1. The casual has had too much to drink
2. The casual has had too much coke
3. The casual hasnt had a fight for more than 2 weeks
4. All of the above
5. The casual had a drink spilt on him
6. The casual was being stared at from across the bar
7. The mopped person was trying it on with a casuals bird
8. The casual was disrespected in any shape or form
Those who have been mopped are usually refered to as "dumb-fuckers" and/or "remeber that dickhead i/we mopped"!!!
1. The casual has had too much to drink
2. The casual has had too much coke
3. The casual hasnt had a fight for more than 2 weeks
4. All of the above
5. The casual had a drink spilt on him
6. The casual was being stared at from across the bar
7. The mopped person was trying it on with a casuals bird
8. The casual was disrespected in any shape or form
Those who have been mopped are usually refered to as "dumb-fuckers" and/or "remeber that dickhead i/we mopped"!!!
A youth decides that in-order to prove his manliness to his fellow mates, decides to take on the challenge of a significant group of casuals. The end result being as swift run up to A@E for him, and the embarasement of not even putting up a decent fight.This is how people get mopped up.
BE WARNED, CASUALS SHOULD ONLY BE APPROACHED BY FEMALES LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
BE WARNED, CASUALS SHOULD ONLY BE APPROACHED BY FEMALES LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
by stoke city galacticos January 13, 2007
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ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP October 21, 2008
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A bicycle with an engine mounted in either the V frame or above the rear tire. Not quite a moped, not quite a bicycle. A Hybrid of both.
A bicycle with an engine mounted in either the V frame or above the rear tire. Not quite a moped, not quite a bicycle. A Hybrid of both.
I finished my Mopedicycle the other day. The engine kit was under $200, and i already had the bicycle to mount the engine on. It goes almost 30mph!
by Solitus October 16, 2008
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"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"
"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"
":P"
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"
"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"
":P"
by TheStonersBlog November 18, 2011
Get the Moped Porn mug.foreign men with creepy facial hair, who drive around on a moped trying to pick up young girls on their family holiday.
"look out darling, the place is crawling with mopedophiles"
"hey rrrubia, would you like to come and raaide with me, yess? no fuck off you mopedophile"
"hey rrrubia, would you like to come and raaide with me, yess? no fuck off you mopedophile"
by ktc2010 January 8, 2010
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