monkey

A person who steals from acquaintances. Everyone knows that monkeys love to steal.

"That boy is nothing but a sly little monkey."

by Slippek February 25, 2004

monkey

someone who has sub-human intelligence.

"Isn't it sad that we have two monkeys running for president right now?"

by SeanH October 5, 2004

monkey

1. Used to refer to a female's private parts

1. Brian told me that Chad likes to eat that monkey
2. Shake that monkey hoe (too short)

by Portia January 2, 2005

Monkey

1. A small primate that has a tendency to throw it's own feces.

2. A racial slur for African-American.

3. A derogatory term for human.

1. Aww,look at that little monkey...ew he threw crap at me!

2. We don't appreciate no monkeys in this here bar!

3. These filthy monkeys seem to be developing some intelligence...will wonders ever cease?

by Razastyle October 16, 2008

monkeys

A term meaning "extremely cold" when referring to the weather, or general atmospheric temperature.

It's monkeys in here, turn up the heater.

by bopx is me November 30, 2010

monkey

Generic term for any person. Usually, but not always, used as a mild insult.

Hey, you! Monkey! Get over here!

by EtB July 12, 2004

monkey

A dance involving bending your knees slightly and moving your arms up and down, left-right-left-right, a la the aforementioned primate.

Popularized (sort of) by the old Cartoon Network show "Johnny Bravo" in America, and by "Overman King Gainer" in Japan.

Johnny Bravo says, "Do the Monkey with me! Come on!!"

by Maikeru November 28, 2003