one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.
by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009
Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep
Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.
Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.
Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.
by Trayvon Simpson February 20, 2018
It was great to hear about Marshall managing to slip the mitt on Big Debs in the back seat of his grandmas Mercedes the other night.
by Big Louise September 21, 2019
by ernie eaglebeak2 March 04, 2009
by AH’21 January 22, 2021
Once shes back at my place I'm going to completely crush mitt.
I want to crush mitt tonight
I will be crushing mitt.
I want to crush mitt tonight
I will be crushing mitt.
by Montre April 05, 2009
A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.
I was surprised that I didn't get piss all over your genitals when we were doing the Mitt Romney last night, Michele Bachmann!
by pornado August 14, 2012