wish missing

to express disgust in missing a chance to initiate a wish

fuck i just missed the 11:11 wish
(im gonna be wish missing all day)

by pete tiley December 13, 2008

ole missing

It is when you beat a team you shouldn't and then lose to several teams that you shouldn't.

For example, in 2014, Ole Miss beat 3rd ranked Alabama and 14th ranked Texas A&M only to lose to 24th ranked LSU and unranked Arkansas. Then in 2015, Ole Miss beat 2nd ranked Alabama then lost to 25th ranked Florida, and unranked Arkansas again.

Ole Miss is ole missing for the second year in a row. How do you beat a top 3 Alabama team then lose to an unranked Arkansas two years in a row?

by keg3 January 17, 2016

trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid

Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”

by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021

kats missing eyelash

Funnehs eyelash that was lost in the mountains and is dearly missed 😔🕊

Funnehs comments: R.I.P kats missing eyelash

by Natsuki’s wife 😍 March 27, 2022

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.

Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.

by neatoh September 6, 2010

textual messaging

A text message that is sexual to the opposite sex. or flirting over texts.

yo mang this chick and i were textual messaging i think we are gonna hook up.

by Tre Squad May 7, 2008