A very sucky school for kids aged preschool to 5th grade. They say they create geniuses but really all they do is create hell for these children. If you are lucky to survive the school years without commiting suicide you are truely blessed
Mom: Honey it's time to go to Millennium School
Kid: No Mommy! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mom: Honey you have to go to Millennium School
Kid: But it sucks!
Mom: Well I don't care! Just brush your teeth and get it the damn car!
Kid: Fine!
*Kid walks to bathroom*
Kid: Hmmmm I rather die then go to Millennium School *grabs a gun and shoots himself!*
Kid: No Mommy! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mom: Honey you have to go to Millennium School
Kid: But it sucks!
Mom: Well I don't care! Just brush your teeth and get it the damn car!
Kid: Fine!
*Kid walks to bathroom*
Kid: Hmmmm I rather die then go to Millennium School *grabs a gun and shoots himself!*
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A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).
Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!
Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.
Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)
Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?
Mother: Yes, I remembered.
Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!
(Mom passes out)
Blake: Mom?
Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.
Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)
Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?
Mother: Yes, I remembered.
Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!
(Mom passes out)
Blake: Mom?
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“It is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”
“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”
“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
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“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
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Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."
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brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
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