ben middleton

Somebody with a massive penis. Is amazing at everything in life.

Wow! Look at that Ben Middleton with the 9 inch cock, juggling chainsaws while singing the national anthem.

by Gut_Shot_Ben December 18, 2016

Harry Middleton

Trogladyte cretin with ginger hair and a shit trim like that small scottish don out of Brave. Likes having nights out with Mr.Snelling and the boys, and is a sucker for a ketty wobbler.

That's a Harry Middleton right there, he's scratching his arse and sniffing it!

by Salvador Dali if he was EDL February 7, 2022

theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 9, 2008

Middletown, Connecticut

that small ass city that’s rich but won’t give us any money

peridot.

“bruh omg where do you live?”
“in Middletown, connecticut ”
“ew”

by bue.nnie September 21, 2019

hood middleschool

A small shitty school in Derry, New Hampshire. It is known for holding all the young druggies of Derry. Kids are constantly expelled and suspended for writing on bathroom stalls, or smoking shit in the bathrooms. All the teachers there couldn't care less about there students. There principal Mr Gerefalo is a huge piece of scum and the fakest piece of shit around. Hood is also known for shutting down every fucking winter because of pipe breaks. Because the school is too poor and shitty to fix them it happens every fucking year. Each grade has there own wing where about 240 kids are shoved into one fucking hallway. About 10 fights a day go on in each grade. Kids will come to school high half the time and if they don't they'll leave high because of the supply of pot underneath the bathroom sinks that "no one" knows about. This school is also known for its shitty pep rallies and horrible spirit days. They also offer two languages. Spanish and German. Even though German is a fucking useless language and you will barely learn anything in Spanish. They also have several sports teams but no one would recommend trying out for a team because of the shitty coaches. No team has ever won any title for hood. They also have a giant ass field for sports but its rarely ever used. Overall this school is a waste of space and a shitty building that's falling apart and will take down 520 miserable druggies and 400 dogass teachers.

"hood middleschool fucking sucks"
"Yah I know dude.. Wanna go smoke in the bathroom?"
"Yah there should still be some kush under the sink"

by Angie(; June 30, 2015

Middletown PA

Fag skaters everywhere. Sexy girls, most are sluts i believe. Never had beat Steel-high in football since like the 70s, rival school of the rollers. Snobby hoes and some chill girls. Boring school but preferred over Steel-high which steelton has no girls just sports.

Woahh middletown PA is boring

by poww poww poww March 30, 2011

middles

the nether region between a girls legs...otherwise known as her vagina

"hey baby, i really love eating your middles"

by bourbon76 October 1, 2009