Micropenisism

A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic

Aiden: Bro, I heard that Alex has Micropenisism!

Everyone else: F

by PP Forest God November 8, 2020

Micropenisism

A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic

Aiden: Bro, I heard that Alex has Micropenisism!

Everyone else: F

by PP Forest God November 8, 2020

microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner August 21, 2008

micromentoring

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help

Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild

by juneen November 29, 2018

Mycropeness

This is a word to describe a person who has a penis smaller than a micro penis.

That person has a Mycropeness

by Small Beej March 5, 2019

microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk

Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.

by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021

Inappropriate Microphone

A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.

Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.

by S h a d o w -P h l u f f August 27, 2010