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Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 14, 2016
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Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.
When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

Lottery Florida
by Kevrob July 22, 2014
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Few fries short of a happy meal

a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.
Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
by Johanusburg October 14, 2011
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looking like a four course meal

An extension to "looking like a snack."
Basically saying that person looks so good you can eat them all up multiple times. Usually related to a thicc person.
Daaam baby you looking like a four course meal!
by Pseudonym#616 February 5, 2018
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Megaloblatta longipennis

A bug that is known on the internet mostly for having a name that is spelled similarly to "Megalovania LongPenis". What's even funnier about its name is that Megaloblatta longipennis is actually the world's largest winged cockroach species, being able to grow up to 3.8 inches in length, It sure does deserve to have "longipennis" in its name!
Person 1: Have you heard of Megaloblatta longipennis? It's the world's largest winged cockroach species! It can grow up to-"
Person 2: *tears down door* "THE WORLD'S LARGEST COCKROACH IS CALLED MEGALOVANIA LONGPENIS."
by Cirsce March 9, 2021
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Pink Medallions

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.
1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Seven Course Meal

Defined as a liquid dinner. A six pack of beer or similar alcohol products and a small meal. Such as a pie, hotdog or bag of chips Often used before a date or next weekend plan proposal with mates.
GF: "You said you were going to take me out to dinner next week not watch the game with the boys"
BF: " Yeah, come over we are having a seven course meal it will be awesome, just bring some chips."

Mate "The games on next weekend should come over for a seven course meal"
Mate 2 " Fuck yeah I'll grab a carton and there that half litre of rum from last weekend, we'll get on it."
Mate " Fuck yeah, I'm going to get grubby"
by Ceeee February 21, 2015
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