Mathew Cosmo

A loser who bullys kids that wont fight back and thinks he's the absolute king of everything he is also a HUGE Keyboard Warrior! with a 9inch

Mathew Cosmo: Wanna fight cunt!?
Small kid: NO!
Big guy: Wanna fight cosmo?
Mathew Cosmo: Leave me alone or i'm telling!

by Loser Theory November 30, 2011

Mether

Mother

Used in place of 'mother', 'mum' or 'mom', i.e.:

Up yer mether's gunty = In your mother's ladyparts

"Who did that?"
"Yer mether"

by Paulverine September 13, 2011

Mathew jones

used a unit of measurement 1 mathew jones = 3 inches

my dick is the size of mathew jones

by givethecakezzz May 16, 2018

Mathew Faulkner

He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time

Mathew Faulkner hopped in the shower

by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020

Methed Up

to be on meth while under the disco ball at cheap skate.

I'd choose to be methed up over the prostitutes at the front door any day

by guesshowmanysticks May 11, 2011

Mathew

Usually a man whore who is too selfish for his own good. Secretive, daddy issues but has a firm ass.

God damnit Mathew, keep it in your pants.
Stop screwing all of your friends Mathew

by cushionyshenanigans April 6, 2022

Mathew

Complete DICK

Fuck you mathew

by Lobcock March 12, 2019