Meth Fart

A Meth Fart is a build up of noxious, putrid, and sometimes toxic gasses that accumulate inside of a meth atticts tweeker colon. Meth farts usually occur after a 5-7 day meth binge. They are usually induced by a large piece of pizza or a blueberry danish. Sometimes they smell like burning rubber on the side of the freeway. You can usually tell how much a person does by duration of the flatulence. Some can last up to 90 seconds. Tighter sphincters create louder, more trumpet like exclamations of gas.

Bill: Hey Jan!

Jan: Hey Bill!

Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.

Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.

Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??

Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.

by Editor in Chief of the sun November 7, 2010

Meth Mountain

A crackhead and tweaker's paradise located off E. Franklin Street in Nelsonville, Ohio

The Nelsonville Police done busted the methicans up at Meth Mountain again.

by NelsonvilleCrackhead September 3, 2020

Meth Trolls

small mythical creatures addicted to soaps that make meth out of house hold objects and live in your closet they also call every one jonny

theres meth trolls in my closet

by d4rkc4rn4ge May 23, 2010

Meth lab

A guaranteed source of income, which is good because you'll need it when the cops bang on your door

Police-Open up, it's the police!
Man-I can't, I'm working in my meth lab. Come back in an hour
Police-You did hear me say I'm the police, didn't you?

by Themadbaron May 19, 2011

Meth Smirk

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.

A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."

by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010

meth monsters

the shadows you see out of the corner of your eye when youve been up for a week high on crystal methamphetamine

by cheese taco September 6, 2003

Meth ass

An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.

She has got a serious case of meth ass.

by Jamglee December 7, 2017