Merp

Created by the East Coweta Cross Country Varsity Girls team, Merp simply means Merp. There is no definition. Merp means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The Other Varsity Girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023

Merp

Merp can be used as a yes ,no,or maybe,depending on the tone.It can be used to avoid answering too.

Person1:did you get my text?
Person2:(merp)

by Stb 345 November 22, 2018

Merp

To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done

"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 4, 2021

Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"

"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."

by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023

merp merp

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I I love you
Lauren: merp merp

by lillongo October 10, 2020

Merps

Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.

i love my #merps and #merplife !

by pampdaddy! September 10, 2016

Merp

When you're a merpy and you just want to merp

"How are you feeling today?"
Gleeby - "MERP"

by Kenosaurous Pine Cone April 17, 2025