Merp

An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.

Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)

1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"

by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017

Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

Merp

He is a cool kid goblin and he can shoot stuff with a bow

Oh shit it is Merp, let me get his autograph

by autoosticboi69 February 21, 2018

Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer

Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win

by Luna marrie March 3, 2017

Merp

A word used to express almost all emotions, much like awkwardness.

Person 1:hello, it me

Person 2:merp

Person 2:derp

Person 1:merp

by Coconut_Potato_BomBom October 6, 2016

merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.

Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!

by Lynxical September 21, 2016

Merps

Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.

i love my #merps and #merplife !

by pampdaddy! September 10, 2016