marcellus

Tall, dark, and handsome. Great conversationalist. A man who could hold his end of a debate and not be obnoxious about it. Bangin' body. So determined. German chocolate cake lover. Best space saving laundry folder. Awesome listener...even when you talk about clinical all the time. :P Someone who will raise his children according to the dog whisperer. And well, so damn cute.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Dang. He's so hot...his name must be marcellus.

by eivie March 1, 2009

Mercedes-Benz

The world leader of automotive innovation and technology.

The world leader of automotive innovation and technology, Mercedes-Benz, continues to set the bench mark for what a car should be with its combination of style, safety and engineering.

by Wass11 October 30, 2011

Dirty Marcello

When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.

Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."

Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."

Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"

Guy 2: "......Fuck."

by ChrisMarcello October 11, 2012

Marcell

Marcell is fine asf he can pull any bitch he wants to he is a fighter kicks ass he loves his woman like he posted to her he take care of his bitchs

Marcell can pull any bitch he wanna pull

by Dude so cool March 13, 2017

Mercedes

Mercedes - an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. Mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. She'll patiently listen to you bitch forever, try to reassure you and make you laugh.
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.

Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more

Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist

You know Sheila's kitten got run over by a truck? She was just so devastated till Jenny came over and pulled a Mercedes on her.

by you know damn well who i am February 14, 2009

marceau

by far the most perfect person you will ever meet. charismatic, charming, beyond intelligent, and funny. he is as strong as anyone or anything could ever get. the perfect friend anyone could ever have. loyal and caring, he will never leave you and will always have your back for anything you aspire. very tough, courageous, and strong-minded- he will also never fail to diss you aside if you double cross him or go against his morals. the best partner, boyfriend, husband, best friend, criminal that will only ever exist. he is one in infinity.

"oh my god, she's so lucky. i wish i could have a marceau, too."

by 420angel February 1, 2019

Marcelina

I realy beautiful girl who has dreamy eyes and gets all the boys she wants

Wow is that Marcelina damn she is gorgeous

by Marcelinaawardsmarcelinaamedal October 16, 2019