mertzle

if you are a mertzle you are now not considered a male or female but a skank box if your last name is mertzle you have a disease and probably eat a shit ton of cock from your wife

shut the fuck up and be a mertzle

by jack danieles October 25, 2012

merzerk

mad berserk

Ortiz is going merzerk in the 2013 World Series.

by Sope Dogg October 30, 2013

mertz

a big guy that have curly looking hair and goes to the gym a lot

what up mertz looking fine

by hjorth321 February 3, 2017

merzuk

Slang for bad skills at video games

Your skill level is beyond merzuk.

by kakatau1234 May 16, 2017

merkzymotto

A valiant warrior that will quick scope the world

Oh no! Help me! MerkzyMotto is going to quickscope me

by Merkzymotto August 25, 2017

Meraz-Lerma Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.

Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

Merb

A merb is a small rodent like creature, it squeaks stupidity out loud and is a narcissistic little thing. Unintelligent, weak, and an annoying pest that's really hard to get rid of. You can find documentaries about merbs on youtube @ merb34st channel.

Dammit, I have a merb infestation! These bastards keep bull shitting in my cabinets.

by _n_i_n_j_a_cat June 4, 2019