Metaphorical

Me. I'm mad metaphorical my dudes... And dudettes... I don't know what my fan base is like. Gotta be some dudettes in there. I donno. Gotta do a case study or something.

Hym "Ha! That's hilarious! You did see it. Iam had a fucking MELTDOWN!"

Iam "........."

Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."

Iam "I was upset..."

Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."

Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."

Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."

Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."

Hym "Yeah, yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2022

metawhore

when you compare somthing to a whore

Tom: That girl is so whorish she would do jeffery!
Micheal: Nice metawhore
Tom: thanks

by tom beotch! May 25, 2007

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

Megaphone

A person that has a lot of cocks and balls, all the girls love him.

LOOK AT THAT MEGAPHONE

by 123xGhsot May 2, 2022

Rusty Megaphone

To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...

If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE

by Riffmonger February 5, 2012

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

Metaphoe

A metaphoe which has its roots in the ghetto.
NOTE:
not specifically a methphor ABOUT the (or any) ghetto, but originating FROM said place.
NOR do they only have to concern women (see example two).

Dave: Her ass was an overripe melon on a shaking branch.

Jay: That's a damn good metaphoe.

Dave: Im so high portable electronics can no longer be used and all items must be stowed in the overhead lockers.

Jay: DAY-UM.

by dr.doctor. October 1, 2009