Marline

A very pretty name for a very pretty girl, She is a very lovely poet and she is loved by many people.
she has her own share of problems..but she is always there for her friends...she always knows how to make someone smile and she surely knows how to make someones day 20x better.
She is amazing but she supports Donald Trumpet.
I love my Mar.

Girl: I am hot.
Guy: So you are Marline?

by Redhairedmoron July 14, 2016

math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Blue Marlin

During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.

Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.

by Skipper December 14, 2004

mailinator

The holy grail of email services, and the anti-christ of spammers.

I use mailinator whenever I can.

by Paid for by Mailinator Co. September 11, 2009

majlinda

She's an amazing person she's also good in bed and her booty is gorgeous. She is very nice. She is small but sexy af. Everyone love Majlinda cause she have a beutiful personality. And she says 24/7 ,,Sorry Malboro''

Guy 1: Hi bra do you know Majlinda?
Guy 2: Yaaas she's just daaamn!!!

by Majlindalover January 4, 2017

Malina

Malina is the personification of a thunderstorm. From soothing droplets to wall-shaking crashes, she will make you feel it all. Lightning and all, she electrifies you with her love. But just as you’re beginning to let yourself get used to it, she’ll take it all away, leaving you cursing the sun and yearning for the clouds to come back. She’ll haunt you, leaving you only with echoes of her incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights, ancient classics such as the Iliad and the Odyssey, and random ritualistic hymns. All you’ll ever want is to be dancing with her in her museum of a room, lit by an excessive number of pillared candles, to the drum-like pattering of her icy raindrops that entrance you all over again.

Oh, and, all those villains she loves to go on about? Know that she is all of them, all at once. You can either fear her or love her for this. Tread carefully and trust wisely. She’ll tread over you to bring greatness and glory to herself.

I’m only warning you because even if I can’t be the one, I can at least help make way for you until the day that you come.

Et tu, Malina?

And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Malina, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad!

Malina, cara mia, I forgive you.

by anglodick May 7, 2022