Manperiod

A man-period is the time of the month where a man will get angry and horny for no real explanation. During the time frame of 4-7 days a man will be more likely then not to A) Punch some fucktard in the face B) Sleep with Random women C) Yell for no real reason or D) Rip clothes off of spouse/girlfriend/significant other. During this time it is advised to appease the man with porn, sex, or junk food.

Man suffering from Manperiod -*Looks around* "Grrrr mumble grumble...."
Random guy - "What are you looking at?"
Man - "SMASH!" *Rips head off of stranger and shits down neck*

by Gamibash January 6, 2011

Mrs. Mannerless

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.

“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

maner

A group of homosexuals gathered in the form of a pile or pyramid while finger popping each others buttholes.

Jose, Ken, Jerry, William, and Darrell maner everyday for pleasure.

by the true definition April 8, 2015

lose your manners

to fart or pass gas or to expel gas from your buttocks

Ooo Mr. Saint, you need to stop in the hall to lose your manners! This room stanks.

by Sanja, Katie and Grant November 1, 2007

Manzere

a bra for men

That guy has some big ass man tits. he needs a manzere

by Chris Rowe September 20, 2003

Manter

Man banter. Banter reserved exlusively for males.

Cunt: Hey man, you know, er, man banter.
Unsuspecting victim: well, yeh
Cunt: MANTER!!!
Victim: what a twat

by Some brunel twat April 21, 2008

manizer

1. A girl who is usually attractive and uses that to her advantage to attract male attention just like hot guys do. Is it any different than what womanizers do? Nope its exactly the same so why is it wrong. Its not ppl will sometimes INCORRECTLY label these women as whores bc they are either jealous or sexist pigs who still think women should not have the same rights and expectations as men.If men can be womanizers and be praised 4 it why cant women....
2. In my personal opinion a womanizer does not kiss and tell like a manizer does bc she knows what is expected of her and is smart enough to realize that she will be incorrectly labeled a whore in todays day and age.
3. Also 4 the sake of poor innocent men who cannot control themselves a manizer warns a guy beforehand about how far to go or not so as not to appear as a tease. AND a womanizer in my opinion is still not a whore bc she doesnt go around being attracted to and sleeping with every thing that walks.Obviously she tries to remain a lady but whats wrong with a lil fun ?

ex:
guy:Dayum that girl i met is a manizer, i wanna date her but she wants no strings attached...how strange she acts just like a guy?

by manizer haha January 5, 2009