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magical fag powers

The powers posessed by most gay men that allow them to: remain perpetually stylish in appearance; keep a beautifully decorated home; know just the right drink for the occasion; etc.
The Queer Eye fab five have amazing magical fag powers.
by discordian December 22, 2003
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Santas Magical Sack

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
by therealnads December 1, 2009
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Herbert The Magical Goat

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems
Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!
by David February 20, 2004
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Manipalite

A person who has spent a significant period of time in the university town of Manipal
That person has great life experience! He/she must be a Manipalite!
by manipalite February 7, 2015
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Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.
Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.
by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011
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magical girl

Any of one or more girly anime featuing busty girls in short skirts battling evil guys then sleeping with (In a non-sexual way) each other.


Some of them are lesbians
by Bishmilla July 12, 2004
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manimal

Any male that cannot control his primal urges (that being: eating, fighting, releaving themselves, or copulating)
95% of the male population under 30...they are manimals
by Mark November 27, 2004
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