Madness

When a group of thugs/chavs/delinquents etc all meet up in a group and ambush/single someone out to harm or even kill them.

Oi mate, up for a Madness tonight?

Yeah, Sure! what time?

by NonChavLutonian July 9, 2009

Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.

that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch

by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008

Kain Madness

Kain Madness is a condition that occurs shortly after having sex with a woman for the first time and you gave it everything you have. Kain Madness is much like being a stage 5 clinger except the woman wasnt a virgin to begin with. Once a woman gets the Kain Madness, that pussy is yours for life but beware....it can also be a curse.

Symtoms Include: Clinging, paying for everything, putting up with any bs that you give her, calling all the time, throwing that ass at you, wet or constantly moist vagina while in your presence.

Kain Madness was created by BIGGDAD

Damn man...I didnt hold back with that chick lastnight at all and I think shes got a touch of the Kain Madness

by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009

IM Madness

When talking to more than 4 people online. All have some bizarre story to tell and consider it imporant, so if you don't reply within 5 seconds of their last message, they get upset and send you 11 consecutive messages spelling out "w-h-e-r-e-a-r-e-y-o-u." The "message recieved" sound repeats over and over and you begin getting a headache. It's a state which should be avoided by all means.

"Mustaf, Lili, Big Moe, and Tinkers were trying to tell me what had happened at Mama Joe's party--all at the same time. It was IM Madness!"

by Forturne Cokie August 30, 2004

Tent Madness

Being in a crowded tent for a period of time causing complete hysteria and insane behavior. Usually fatal.

*middle of the night in a tent*
Avi: Jules are you ok your eyes are all bloodshot?
Jules: IM FUCKING FINE
Sam: I think he has tent madness. why are you holding a bat?
Jules: *Starts to beat the others with a baseball bat*

by chiawala111 August 28, 2010

mouth of madness

dont care about what you say and you have a strong vocabulary very lyrical.

Look how lyrical that guy is. That mothafucka has a mouth of madness.

by The truth will set us free April 25, 2009

march madness

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

by thisisdudu March 11, 2010