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Accounting Major

A population of college students which has several different sects:

1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.

2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).

3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals
Guy #1: "Hey man, what's your major?"
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)

Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!
by Kanye Weston June 2, 2011
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Major Census

A census enquiry by all the major governing bodies of the world It holds the statistical data of economic trends, goals, developments and means on the next coming era of mankind. Also refers to an unseen gaming entity AKA: Maj, whom inspires the online gaming community with his or her words. Some of the content which being is almost poetic.
1) The British government every few years does a "Major Census" on it's public and it's subjects. The system has been in use since the 13th century and is studied by elitist superpowers.

2) Doing a "Major Census" is related to an online glitch of disappearing into thin air / or going MIA, or is an indirect reference to the Doomsday book.

3) "SB Major Census" - watching from afar.
by Marquess Schimell October 15, 2006
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major johnson

A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"

"12 inches"

Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
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shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.
oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today
by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007
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Natalie Major

an alright person overall but lacks zombie-survival abilities. Far inferior to her older brother Brian.
"Man, that Natalie Major is alright overall but she probably lacks zombie-survival abilities. I also heard she is far inferior to her brother Brian Major, who is totally Thug Life"
by AlbertEinstien January 1, 2013
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Tripping major somebody hit me's

When you are so stoned you are convinced that you have been punched.
Eoin was tripping major somebody hit me's earlier , he was almost certain he had been hit.
by SimonSniffcock October 5, 2015
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Alex Majors

Prime Athlete of the Human Species
Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species
by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019
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