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Malena

Malena is the prettiest and nicest girl. She's super hot, extremely athletic, and super smart. She is always talkative and loves to cheer people up. She also has an amazing ass.
That girl is gorgeous, is her name Malena?
by Bitchplease17374 September 3, 2017
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laser maiden

(n) a desirable, yet unattainable woman;

The three cardinal attributes of a laser maiden are:
1. aloof
2. noncommittal
3. deadly?

Often, a laser maiden carries a facade of sweetness and poise, but this is not to be trusted and will vanish the moment you fall into her trap. The rare beauty of a laser maiden emboldens her--conniving and heartless, she may turn on you at any moment. Beware.
"She was a vision. In a clairvoyant flash, I brimmed with fulfillment, sweet ecstasy--the meaning of life was made clear. I blurted, 'Marry me! I could never be with any other!' To which she frigidly replied, 'What is your name again?'. Splitting my very being in two, she departed with half; just another broken soul in the laser maiden's collection."

see also: Cleopatra, Cersei Lannister, Galadriel
by brandonsc September 9, 2013
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Marlen

German in origin
Pronounced mar-LEEN

Adj:
Meaning : One brought forth by the angels. Beauty bestowed upon her by God.
A beauty others wish for.
"That chick is so hot, I wish she was my Marlen"
by Rhino-Stenographer February 6, 2010
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iron maiden

iron maiden are legends. the fact that they can still play better than sabbath with that bitch sharon turning their power off and throwing bottles at them says it all. every album they've done is great but the 3 masterpieces are number of the beast, piece of mind and SSOASS.
iron maiden can't be fought, iron maiden cant be sought
by maiden fan July 25, 2006
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iron maiden

The greatest fucking metal band ever. They completely revolutionized music, pumping out hits such as "The Trooper" and "Hallowed be thy Name" which are two of their, arguably, best songs.

PS- look at this fucking faggot ass kid making tons of definitions to express his hate for a band that fucking owns the shit out of him. it's all one fucking loser kid who likes hardcore faggot shit, just spamming horrible definitions of Iron Maiden.
Iron Maiden... just fucking rules. The end.
by iron maiden IS THE SHIT November 22, 2006
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iron maiden

one of the greatest metal bands of all time!!!
iron maiden sing gr8 songs like: powerslave, phantom of the opera, run to the hills, flight of icarus and fear of the dark.

steve "it was awesome wen they sang fear of the dark"
matt "rkn"
by ROCK OWNS RAP May 4, 2006
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mailyn

Mailyn is a girl with an amazing personality not only is she smart,sweet,strong,independent, and determined, she is also a very good singer usually a thick that knows how to move. Atho she may seem like she is hellaa strong and shit she is often bothered by wat people say.
"Mailyn" is a no1 ,she is not perfect ether..but no1 is perfect and she is no1 thus makes "mailyn" perfect👑👌
by Mrs.huff May 26, 2015
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