Mailbox PTSD

The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (anxiety) you experience after finding multiple or successive tickets in your mailbox for speeding and/or traffic light violations. This can happen when you are visiting a new city or area of town, and you don't know where the traffic cameras are poised to "nab" you.

Sister 1: I have a bone to pick with you.

Sister 2: What?

Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"

Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.

Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!

Sister 2: Oh no!

Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.

Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.

by t geezy March 10, 2014

Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note/value, i.e. spam

-RTGame

Person: "Kevin always says useless things, he is such a mailbox"

Person: "Please, shut your mailbox"

by GaeBowser January 25, 2023

mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

maidboy

a maidboy or maid boy is a trans man or boy who transitioned into a girl or woman and is attracted to other women which makes him bi aka bisexual. the person also wants to called "bisexual and trans" rather then lesbian, in order to be a maidboy

maidboy is ofter confused with catboy

by arson_investigator August 20, 2021

Public Mailbox

One person paints their ass blue(like those mailboxes you see on the corner) and gets a white(like a letter) person to fuck them.

I sent a letter when I gave that girl a Public Mailbox last night.

by dickman 1.0 April 11, 2010

mailbox

talking to yourself to somebody.

mailbox: "we are watching bohemian rhapsody now. Johanna, Laila and me.
I wanted to tell you that you are on my mind 🖤"

by Krkič April 17, 2019

mailbox

SailorSenshiWriter of the IRC community; one who plans to harm "Bill Clinton" very severely in a manner that will involve many swords and other sharp, pointed items.

...Do I really need to explain? *glowers at "Bill Clinton", a thousand swords hovering around her*

by "Mailbox" March 6, 2004