machine gun texts 

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.

Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21

machine gun texts by c_papav January 14, 2015

machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.

person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"

machine gun blues by person_three May 9, 2014

machine gun shot gun 

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".

Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"

machine gun shot gun by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018

machine gun dick 

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

machine gun dick by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

machine gun dick 

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

machine gun dick by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Machine Gun Asshole 

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

Machine Gun Asshole by Swift67 October 13, 2021

Machine Gun Swiping 

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

Machine Gun Swiping by Ricotis November 12, 2021