Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
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