Defines overly sunned or over done spray on tan applied to a lady's unwashed meat wafer, whereby said part of the anatomy appears to taken on a Ponceau 4r taint and stinks of a hot day near Grimsby fish market at closing time.
Barry, I met up with this lovely lass for a warm ale and a basket meal at The Rusty Bullet Hole public house in town last night. Unfortunately she'd been down to the beach earlier that day and when we got back to her place, her quim resembled a Musty Pumpkin.
by Jeff_SuperDuper September 12, 2013
Get the musty pumpkinmug. by Jack rabbit43099 November 4, 2009
Get the Musty Vaginamug. A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.
John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."
by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012
Get the musty muffmug. After you finish eating out a girl you get a drink then offer someone else a drink from the same glass.
by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008
Get the Musty Applemug. When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.
Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.
by Grimslow August 30, 2012
Get the Musty Goalkeepermug. by Saxy_Bastard January 7, 2010
Get the Musty Billowsmug. by nolanthekoala September 1, 2013
Get the Musty Facemug.