Morting

the act of habitually bedshitting combined with periods of severe confusion. Usually in a video game.

I just couldn't stop morting in call of duty last night.

by unevenzero October 7, 2013

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mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

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Mortism

A religion in which you worthship Mort from madagascar

person #1: hey do you support mort?

person #2: yes, I am in mortism

by Isabellaisella July 8, 2021

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mortificied

Coolest guy in the universe with the MOST friends and gets all the pussy, he has a mount Everest shaped dick that stretches so hard that you wouldn't be able to see the tip.

mortificied is a beast

by Mortificied July 15, 2017

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A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

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