Monk

A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol

"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"

by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017

monke

monke

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by the random. December 12, 2021

Monked

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017

Monk

A superior human thing that does nothing but be a monk; dais

Dais is a big monk

by BigOlTom October 4, 2020

Monke

Monke pronounced Mon-k-eh Monke is a God like being that existed before Jesus Christ. He started as a single particle and grew into a super dimensional space monkey. He still exists and is continuing to expand the universe in all sorts of ways.

There was a god before god named Monke

by TheRealDeal69420 January 25, 2021

monke

he is god

monke is our god

by .._.urmom.com._.. March 22, 2022

monked

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.

Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"

by yoshi March 21, 2004