Rogue Band of Misfits

A group of individuals willing to hang out, make fun of each other, make fun of others, go out to eat and make bets on the status of an adjacent table's relationship then chase a member of the table down when the excuse themselve to the restroom to interogate them to see who wins the bet ; all the while looking out for one another

"I think they are on their 2nd or 3rd date" -Brigid
Rebes stands to walk over to the table, we make her sit down.

Girl at adjacent table goes to the restroom. Rogue band of misfits member, Brigid chases here down for recon. Both ladies return

"They have been dating for 9 months" -Brigid

Then the drinking commenses and the mother of co-founder Keith joins the ROUGE BAND OF MISFITS

by poppy3415 February 13, 2013

Misfortune

Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless

He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.

by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018

Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015

misfire

the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.

We were having sloppy drunking doggy sex when I totally misfired. She wept and then dumped me.

by nadwick6 March 23, 2007

Land of Misfit Boys

The dating scene for women. The wasteland of broken and damaged men in which women search hoping to find a mate.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was last night? Did you meet anyone fun or cute?" Frustrated, Maggie replied, "No girl. We live in the Land of Misfit Boys."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 28, 2009

mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

earthbound misfit

"earthbound" significa alguien que esta atado o enlazado a este mundo (o a la tierra). Un enajenado atado a/confinado en la tierra (atrapado sin salida, condenado a vivir donde siente que no pertenece).

...tongue tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I... Pink Floyd, Lear n to fly

by Mary Jane Harper January 14, 2016