mining engineer

noun: a person that goes to school to work in a certain field of expertise pertaining to mining. Generally with a minor or an emphasis in explosives or things that go boom. It is not a very dangerous field, despite constantly working with explosives. Studies show that majorly almost 85% of mining engineer majors are pyromaniacs or enjoy destroying things in some manner.

"That guy majored in 'Mining Engineering?' Man that sounds boring! He just goes around with a pick axe and mines shit?!"

"No you idiot!!! He gets to BLOW SHIT UP FOR A LIVING!!!"

by Spartan B34 February 19, 2009

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Vagina Mining

Any act of vaginal penetration

"I mined jessica's vagina last night"

"He such a player, always vagina mining"

by Justin Briones and Justin Evans September 9, 2008

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Mixing Cold Cuts

"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.

Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.

by LogTeats Kep July 25, 2008

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Pussy Mining

The act of passing a kidney stone while having sex. Then reaching in and grabbing the precious jem. Then revealing it to your partner.

You should have seen Lucille's face when she discover I was pussy mining her. Then I put the stone on a ring and asked her to marry me. So wanna get some lunch?

by anthonyw December 29, 2007

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