Masonry

The fraternal organization of all bald people in the world, guiding today's society through obscure indirect political maneuvers.
One bald guy can be found at any public event, pretending to have a family and silently surveilling the digression of the events.

A: "Do you see that bald guy?"
B:"Yes, he looks so serious and unhappy, like he knows things that he can't speak about."
A:"No way, he looks like he's in the fucking Masonry or something."
*Laughs*
B:"To be fair, he looks like any bald guy."
A:"Then any bald guy must be part of it"
*Laughs*

by Salvo la Scopa November 6, 2022

Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

by Mars Rover4 October 20, 2004

we know mason

phrase used to get access to places that normal people usually dont have access too

The man got into the club by saying "we know mason" to the bouncer

by Tim May 7, 2005

mason for a girl

Mason could be a name for a boy and girl. They will always have your back. Masons usually have just like a extra diffrent personality. They have the outgoing friends which makes them outgoing to they are beautiful people that might annoy you sometimes but they don't try to. They tell you how they feel. They love to tell jokes and listen to them they are true friends that love everybody they might not show it but they do. Masons are humerous they can make a joke out of anything

Mason for a girl or boy

by Glittergirl4908 January 11, 2014

Masoud

MASOUD is a arabiac name and mean is happiness, also this name is for Iranian people with same mean, in Turkey they using this name with different speel.

Masoud is good f...r

by Masoud ariaiy August 20, 2018

Masood

Basically, a stud. A good-looking guy who is irresistible to the opposite sex.

Check him out, this guy is such a masood! I mean he's so smooth!

by nailpolishalltheway January 2, 2012

Masochism

1)The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2)The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3)A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.

masochistically he insisted on an even greater workload

by brittany January 19, 2004