Magnum P.I.

Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.

I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.

by GlobalChillage June 3, 2009

magnum date

a magnum date is a romantic evening at home involving a magnum bottle of wine, a magnum ice cream bar, and a magnum condom.

Last night me and my gurl had a magnum date and boy howdy, I am SPENT!

by dougie smalls August 21, 2012

Magnum Solstice

to completely fail and or screw up

person one: Why'd you log off facebook chat?

person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.

by SatanKittytheOmniscient June 16, 2010

Magnum Opus

The Magnum Opus is the highest working in Spiritual Satanism, and the end result of all legitimate occult disciplines, the allegories and the legends of the Gods.

The Magnum Opus is physical and spiritual perfection and immortality.

You are going to do Magnum Opus.

by RobyRoby August 7, 2018

Magnum Mark

Magnum Mark is a name I made up for my best friend in the entire world. It is something that will boost his self esteem so high that he will love me forever. "Magnum Mark" got it's name from the ice cream section at Walmart when we saw the ice cream brand called Magnum, there is a white kind and a black kind. Mark is definitely the white kind. I also know he is a "magnum" because I got drunk one night and told him he was "packin'. That's a good friend right there.

Hey girl hey, there is a Magnum Mark over there next to the big tall black guy with the big feet.

by daBandaA January 3, 2012

Magnum Magnus

The act of plunging one's dick into the mouth of a ginger female and then shoving a magnum up their ass. Often occurs when your freezer is broken and you have extra magnums thus need to get rid of them. Can also be done with rockets however this is called red rocket Husted.

"honey, the freezers broke and the magnums are melting'

"Shit, I don't know what do you think
"Okay let's do the Magnum Magnus"

by Olaf Onea May 22, 2017

magnum boy

another word for a magnum sized condom

after the party he slipped me the magnum boy and you know what went down from there.

by kimii August 7, 2007