Mag-marcos

Being a chronic absentee, liar, or coward.

Sissy! Tara mag-marcos tayo! Hindi naman raw ganun ka-importante yung lesson natin today.

by Sandok ni Mareng Imee April 10, 2022

Mag Supremacy

Refers to the praising and worshipping of the Instagram editor @z_xhale whose edits are pure masterpieces that send everyone’s jaw & knees to the floor...we love Mag!

Ex:

L(ily): did you see user z_xhale’s new edit?

me: yes OMG! I am a firm believer of Mag Supremacy.

by xhydrangeas April 28, 2021

Douchbag mag

One who attracts douchbags, usually an attractive female

After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on her, Cindy realized she was a douchbag mag

by hizzlemodizzle June 21, 2009

spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure

Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?

by NSP81 September 2, 2007

lad mag

genre of reading material that sits just below porn and to the right of music monthlies at your corner shop, usually featuring a bint with large assets on the front cover. It assumes (correctly) that its target audience cares only for cars, tits, lager and casual sexism, in approximately that order.

FHM and Nuts are prime examples of lad mags.

by Parsefone May 10, 2007

Spank Mag

When a dude jacks off, he either watches some porn/magazines or he looks at his spank mag.

a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.

every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it

spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it

"Dude, i was checkin out my spank mag last night and your mom was in it bro, and she was totally suckin my wang..."

(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."

by alecisaplaya March 5, 2009

Black Mag

A friggin awesome black bike

Did you see Dwayne's black mag.

by N!(K February 1, 2008