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Capitol Latters

When You Climb Up The Political Ladder.
Wow!!! Alynn is using WAY too many capitol latters!
by totallynottanna March 3, 2021
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LA love letter

The meter maid left me an LA love letter but the joke's on him because I never pay them!
by luckynotgood August 11, 2017
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Lottery

False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.
Billy spent $100 on lottery tickets and didn't even win that much back.
by Matt..... August 23, 2008
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youtube littering

seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.
man: "damn why can't i watch the original version of 2 become 1 by the spice girls? i can't see it for all the youtube littering of karioke versions"
by Rachael Seahorse December 9, 2008
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Chain Letter

Something created to scare people by telling them something bad will happen if they don't send it to the desired amount of people. It is sent on by stupid vunerable people.
A recent example:

Sorry dont open in front of parents 5 ppl acually got killed by not sending this this piece of mail the creator of this mail has a program that will track down everyone who sent this and whoever that didnt send this will die cuz this program can actually track down ur address Send this to 15 people
no send bks

(How does the writer know that it has killed 5 people before he/she has even sent it?)
by Arran January 9, 2005
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litterally

The go to word for people who can't spell literally correct.
I literally can't spell literally right, I spell literally litterally instead. Literally.
by Literally Kim Jong-IL November 27, 2013
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Laundry Lottery

Laundry Lottery

A situation where one finds cash in a random piece of clothing unexpectedly, where the subject receives and artificial sensation of euphoria, that last for about 5 seconds and feels as though they’ve won the $300 Million power ball. All negative thoughts quickly leave and regardless of the mood the subject is in, they will have a positive outlook on life for the remainder of the day. LL winners who find cash that they thought was originally spent, experience a dual sensation lasting approximately 10 seconds longer.

Situations that make winners of the laundry lottery.

(1) re-wearing clothes from a previous nights affair
(2) left over cash that survives a laundry run
(3) Disillusioned intoxication, where one forgets to pay random debts (e.g. waitresses, bartenders, drug dealers, etc).
Morpheus: “What the fuck are you smiling about?”
Bob: “ I just won the laundry lottery.”
Morpheus: “How much this time?”
Bob: “Found a c-note in my shirt that I forgot to give to the hooker last week”
by hellyea October 20, 2005
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