Linderize

v. 1: An action which consists of one repeating a joke, pun, or otherwise humorous action in quick succession until it ceases to be humorous. (American in origin, based on one Mr. Linder who performed the above action to no end)

"Hey! Knife to see you!"
"Stop that. You're Linderizing it."

by Yon Terminator April 13, 2004

Goal-Lender

A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.

Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!

by Drayus December 22, 2010

quote laundering

The process by which a counterfeit quotation or news item eventually gets picked up by multiple news sources, which cite one another but never lead back to a verifiable source (because there isn't one). The quote's appearance on multiple forums and news aggregators lends it credibility because it is viewed as "reported" by multiple outlets.

Laundered quotes can originate from satire that is not recognized as satire, but more frequently from an Internet writer who is paraphrasing or outright fabricating.

No matter how many places you see it mentioned, the starlet never actually Tweeted that "Scientology is an abusive cult." A comedian said this while doing an impression of her, and then quote laundering took over.

by bluebelle September 4, 2013

monday laundering

The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.

-Brian Smith

I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!

by Economic Hitman March 21, 2016

money laundering

Something you unfortunately cannot learn to do by looking it up in a dictionary.

If you've come here to, just turn yourself over to the police and tell them where you got all the money. It's probably for the better.

I got it, we'll just launder the money! My junkie cousin used to do money laundering all the time.

by zacon2 July 3, 2006

lindered

/adj./ Intoxicated to the point of impairment of both physical and mental faculties, yet still being able to get it up and rock the fuck out for hours.

"If things go as planned, I'm getting lindered and and claiming a few goth sluts virginity."

by 313 May 27, 2003

luder

it's irish, used when someone says or does somethin stupid. It was made popular by the show Killanaskully.

Jacksie:He put a fiver on jimony cricket, the dog dat pulled up halfway tru da race
Dan: Luder

by irishustla August 19, 2006