When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.
I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.
by Master TC December 22, 2009
by duuudde November 07, 2007
When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).
by Money Mark April 20, 2007
by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010
The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.
by Safd183 January 06, 2020
Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.
by cittycatroina December 05, 2013
a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.
Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.
Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.
Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.
by R'lyeh February 17, 2010