A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.
Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...
by Salmonhq February 13, 2008
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by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011
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by Fey-chan October 29, 2006
Get the Lamp(loveless) mug.verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)
Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')
See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.
Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')
See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.
by elskiis December 4, 2010
Get the lamp mug.A lamptee is a street lamp the shape of a T,, chavs like to dangle off these things,, as do crazy dare-doers and moshers.
Mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. This crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
The "lamptee" crew.. This crew orignates in the WestMidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.
Mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. This crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
The "lamptee" crew.. This crew orignates in the WestMidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.
YahMom: Lets go hang on thee lamptee bled! come be mah lamptee crew well be shizzling our nizzle bredrin.
Unnat: YOOO! BRRRRRRAAAAAAP!! SHIZZLING MAH NIZZLE TILL IT JIZZLE BRO!! ON DAH LAMPTEE LETS GO SHITE SUM LAMPTEE ARSE!!
UnnatsMom: I do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee YahMom && Unnat please!
unnat: ok =
Unnat: YOOO! BRRRRRRAAAAAAP!! SHIZZLING MAH NIZZLE TILL IT JIZZLE BRO!! ON DAH LAMPTEE LETS GO SHITE SUM LAMPTEE ARSE!!
UnnatsMom: I do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee YahMom && Unnat please!
unnat: ok =
by Mike&&Amy May 24, 2006
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Jane: Hey what are you planning on doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick
by Johnny Mexico July 31, 2006
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