lisa

the most beautiful girl I've ever met. she makes me appreciate the little things in life and she's special.
everyone needs a Lisa in their life.

I'm in love with a girl. Her name is Lisa <3

by milouuu February 19, 2022

Mono Lisa

A painting of the Mona Lisa which is soo hot

aart: done painting the mona lisa, but hotter
leo: ayo thats not a mona lisa thats a mono lisa
mark: leo's right. could you give that mono lisa a body, a torso, a vagina...
aart: umm, okay? lemme guess with a hole?
mark: mmm, that would be perfect for fucking

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

Lisakhile

An attractive male

Yo you see that guy? He's lookin a bit like Lisakhile today!

by Real king 101 February 28, 2021

lisa nowak

the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.

lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.

by Tit For Twat February 8, 2007

liesa

A very beautiful and intelligent girl.
She know howbthe world looks like.
Very loyal to her friends and her love one.
Anyone who got her is lucky.

Friend 1: You are lucky you are with Liesa. She so beautiful and always being there with jer friends

Friend 2 : i know

by seghhun December 28, 2017

Lisa Trevor

A character in the Nintendo Gamecube renake of Resident Evil 1. She was the daughter of the architect who designed Spencer Mansion, George Trevor. In 1967, at the age of fourteen, she and her mother Jessica were invited to stay overnight at the mansion and were kidnapped by the Umbrella Co. and used as viral test subjects. Soon after, Lisa mutated into a senseless monster and ripped her mother's face off after she killed her and wore it on her back. In 1988 Umbrella reseacher William Birkin extracted the G-Virus from her body. Ten years later, members of the S.T.A.R.S. team investigated the Spencer Mansion. They often confronted her as she wandered around the mansion, looking for her dead mother. During the third confrontation, she is at the altar her mother is entombed in and attacks Jill and Barry. After they open her mother's coffin, she holds her mother's skull. Walks toward the edge, screams MOTHER!, and jumps off into a pit, killing herself. She is a tragic victim to the Umbrella Corporation.

Lisa Trevor would rip women's faces off in pursuit of her mother.

by kyem2010 October 23, 2005

Lisa

Lisa is cute, beautiful and amazing. She is funny and will always make u laugh. She’s very crazy at times, but she is amazing no matter what. Lisa is very popular and everyone loves her. If you get a Lisa, your life will be great.

Wow, she’s definitely a Lisa!

by agdvv March 11, 2018