Laundry camp 

When you live in an apartment building, and don’t trust your neighbors, so you have to stay near the machines while you’re doing laundry. Typically laundry campers bring their own chair, battery-powered radio, and drink.

All my clothes are dirty, so I’ll be in laundry camp for the next few hours.

Laundry camp by Brian L. Peck June 15, 2018

Laundry creeper 

That dude that hangs out in the laundry while his clothes cycle from wash to dry.

From start to finish for about an hour or two he is found in the laundry mat. Whilst the ladies come and go to their apartment the dude is there.

I don’t wanna go back to the laundry room for a while. That laundry creeper is there. He can tell I ain’t wearing panties.

Laundry creeper by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Laundry limbo 

The helplessness felt when you're in the middle of doing laundry and realize you don't have a basket to remove clean clothes from the dryer when the washer is done.

See that fool over there? Thinks he's gonna do his laundry with one basket. Mfer bout to go straight to laundry limbo with that shit.

Laundry limbo by Oldbelt February 2, 2020

laundry business 

Another word for lesbian. Lesbians fold the delicates. Also, it starts with L and easier to say in mixed company.

You ain't got a chance with Eva cause she's in the laundry business.

laundry business by how_deep August 1, 2008

Laundry Bag 

Another name for a bag of weed.

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!

Laundry Bag by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009

Laundry Privacy Invasion 

Usually occurs to one who lives in an apartment building with a shared laundry facility. When a person goes down to the laundry room, they will often if not always find that their clothes have been taken out of either the washer or the dryer and has been scattered all over the floor or piled angrily in a corner to free the laundry machines and make way for someone else's tastless and soiled clothes.

The victim will often feel as though their privacy has been invaded knowing that strangers have rummaged through their clothes and under garments, how awful!

A: Oh my, Laundry Privacy Invasion rates have been on the rise!
B: I know! I had to get security cameras installed because I had TWO invasions last week! The worst part is that last time I arrived at the scene, my boxers with Sylvester the cat prints on em' were missing....
A: You gotta watch out man, whoever took em' prolly has your SIN number, all the PINs to your bank accounts, your medical records etc. by now!

Laundry Privacy Invasion by P.Trotsky January 23, 2011

Laundry Day Lotto 

The act of finding money in articles of clothing while preparing for laundry, Usually left there unknowingly because of drunken gallivanting.

I was getting my clothes ready to wash and hit the Laundry Day Lotto.

Laundry Day Lotto by KingD12 August 12, 2012