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Big Laundry

Copious amounts of fabric stringed together that over time has accumulated a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials that would benefit from being placed in a machine designed to cleanse such stringed together fabric over a period of time using detergent, water, and large amounts of spiral force over a period of approximately one hour only to then be exposed to high temperatures for an equal if not greater amount of time with equil spiral force, building up static electricity during that period of time. These newly cleansed fabrics must then be properly folded and stored in order to maintain their ideal condition for a long period of time until they are worn again, accumulating a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials, beginning the cycle once again.
Remember a few schemes ago when I couldn't figure out what Big Laundry meant? Well this! This is what I meant!
by A Cleaver Username March 4, 2021
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Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).
"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"
by Momochki1 June 27, 2020
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laundry movie

Any short to feature length film that one can easily walk away from for a few minutes at a time and get the jist of the characteristics (i.e. characters, editing, angles, story).
Tricia had a night planned that must've been the envy of all her friends...last night before taxes; laundry movie and some wine... they'd have to be jealous.
by Snozzel June 26, 2008
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Laundry Chute

Getting rid of a drunk girl by putting her in an elevator and pressing the lobby button.
Dude 1: Where is Brittany?
Dude 2: I'm pretty sure that Dale laundry chuted her.

Dude: Ugh, Patricia is being mad annoying. I'm gonna laundry chute that bitch.
by AlyB December 2, 2019
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laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.
the laundry noam stole all of my socks!
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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Dropped The Laundry

1) The act of being extremely enraged about an occurance, generally pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

2) The act of accidentally viewing something which the viewer was not necessarily meant to see, again, usually pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.
1) Jack: Adam, why are you grounded?

Adam: My mom dropped the laundry when she found out about my poor grades.

2) Tom: Albert, why do you have that horrified look on your face?

Albert: Dude, I dropped the laundry on my mom and the milk man last night.
by Mr. Bearr February 15, 2010
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Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.
Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.
by Jerkis March 28, 2009
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