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Lobster Face 

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
Lobster Face by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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lobster lips 

An exceptionally pink vagina very crusty like lobster lips
Her lobster lips were too nasty to eat out
lobster lips by Gcarr21 February 17, 2015

lobster knob 

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.
lobster knob by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018

Lobster Potting 

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.
All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

Lobster Special

When you and the boys swap smegma.
You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?

lobster bisque 

A definition of very extreme pink sun burn.

So when your burnt it's lobster bisque !!!
"Dude look at your sun burn .. that's some serious lobster bisque"
lobster bisque by thetruebro June 23, 2014

lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time
you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer
lobster skin by joe725 September 22, 2006