land clam

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.

While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

land lubbers

pirate talk for non-seafaring people
popular in movies

"Aargh, ye land lubbers no nerthin' 'bout the ways of de sea!"

by orangehatter November 12, 2004

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

Land Before Time Status

A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.

Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."

by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010

land of 10mm sockets

when something is lost forever

-where did that flashlight go?
-i have looked for it for an hour now, i think its migrated to the land of 10mm sockets

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

LAND CLAM

A Caucasian female who frequents shore towns, wears short skirts/dresses that occasionally expose her vag.

Danny and I are going to Bamboo bar in hopes to sneak a peek at some land clams.

by BIMchxMJ January 27, 2022

Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015