Stabbing Kidneys

another term for sexual intercourse, sex, fucking, making love, ect

Baby you look so beautiful tonight.. later I just want to be stabbing kidneys

by HBK* January 7, 2011

kidney punch

A kidney punch is when you yell "Kidney punch!" and then punch someone anywhere except the kidney.

Kyle:"Kidney punch!"
Phil:"Owwww! Why did you punch my arm... Kidney punch!"
Kyle:"You don't punch in the kidney you idiot... Kidney punch!"

by Emblazin April 20, 2009

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Kidner

A Term for a 22 year old Rapist from Wales, Commonly found in the bed of a once drunk girl.

Kidner: Good Morning
Girl: Arrrhhhh what are you doing in my bed?!
Kidner: Meh...
Girl: I am going to call the Police
Kidner: But you were drunk, It's ok, I watched you sleep all night

by Hall of cass April 19, 2011

Steak and kidney hangout

Usually defined as a female's genitals, with which a small portion of it hangs on the outside. Not a particularly attractive sight, nevertheless occurs on some women.

That girl had a really bad steak and kidney hangout.

by darthdanny November 3, 2010

To pop her / his / it's kidneys

this phrase describes sex in the famed doggy position that is so brutal and frenzied that it could be said that the build up of internal pressure caused by each vigorous thrust could in fact cause the "victim's" kidneys to in fact "pop"

Christ, I'd like to pop her / his / it's kidneys!!

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

by analapplecore May 2, 2006